When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.
what the actual fuck
The entirety of my dream house
I’m wetter than the water in that pool right now
I’ve got a pool fetish. JK! I’m not that abnormal
Id live in it
Too many guys think I’m a concept, or I complete them, or I’m gonna make them alive. But I’m just a fucked-up girl who’s looking for my own peace of mind; don’t assign me yours.
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
orange is the new black solving world problems
Yeah…when I was 12 my own mother told me that pee just ‘went around’ a tampon. She was 48.
Texas sex ed, amirite