today at work someone tipped me a potato
in some countries that is a marriage proposal
Even the potato looks confused
isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
do you ever just
stare into space and be like
oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is
He came with the fire.
Stewart don’t give a fuck, man.
Woooooie where is the lie
No lies detected.
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila